HAY NOW ! What’s with the long face ? .

•October 6, 2007 • 2 Comments

Thing’s have been pretty quiet for the guy’s at the SWAT house since we merged with the SLFP , A few false alarms , One or two prank calls ( Kat Glimmer we got your number on dial back , expect a knock at the door any day Ma’am ) But nothing major .

The Boy’s have been itching to make a bust … but the truth is .. some days are just slow , So that takes us to the weekend , Time for some R&R .. work hard play harder we like to say .Myself and few friend meet up at Timeless Prototype’s Underground Club to welcome back a friend on his long awaited return to second life .

The honey’s was a hoppin and the tunes was a bumpin … damn it was bumpin …. All was going well …. then ACTION …. this cantered in the door .

Hoof you trying to kid ?

Make no mistake people , Fun times was rollin … but the second she… it … Pranced in … It was full alert .

Man she moved fast ,She must have been a bit jumpy when she caught on that the joint was wall to wall with some of SL’s top fashionista and Bolted for the door .

Lucky for me all the hours of training and the reflex of a coiled diamondback … I was hot on her tail in a flash .

She must have been spooked by the on coming traffic and froze on the spot in the middle of the street … As i Hoofed out behind her she reared up to try and cover her face … Or maybe she knew the the Trot was up …. Busted !

This rig up might be ok in a Vagas show … or one of them perverted sex joint’s… *cough* I have herd about *cough * BUT NEVER come to to a hip place like The Underground Club with a long face !

PEOPLE … WE NEVER CLOCK OUT ! << remember this

Needless to say girlfriend here was Cart-ed off to the slammer and booked for NAAAAYYYglect of taste ..

The night was young so i Saddled up and headed back to the club to have a awesome time .

Big Thank to Timeless , DD , Timeless’s CLONE 0-O , The over worked and under sexed TheDiva Rockin ( ma chick ) and all the Staff and Crew at The Underground Club for making the night happen :)

Guy’s , A little horseplay is great … but never be seen in public looking like an ass .

:: Disclaimer :: Read it people

•October 6, 2007 • Leave a Comment

Ok , Read , Digest & and read again .

The Guy’s here at the SWAT house are NOT Blogger’s , We look good and fight the good fight to keep Second Life ( and First Life ) a place that you don’t need to withstand the horror of bad taste pure bad choices of attire .

It’s a dirty job , One that we have been trained for and can execute with pinpoint accuracy .

Bottom line …

We Are motivated … we just don’t like the paperwork man :)

So if any of the following don’t meet with your standards of reporting a crime email santa@thenorthpole.com , Coz we don’t give a shit here :)

Have fun in Second Life …. but be ready to be swooped and reported should you make bad choice while flicking through your clothing folder’s .

* Any questions about the above will be filed under ID10T back at the lockup *

When word’s are not enough! , Call in backup

•October 3, 2007 • 2 Comments

The S.W.A.T Devision Swoops in to merge with the ” Second Life Fashion Police” ( SLFP ) to restore order… And create some pain .

Look good & maintain Control at all times.

 
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